Hallowe'en Party IV: Bad Moon Rising
VickiSilverwolf > November 2nd, 2005, 04:36 AM
They waited for the lifeboat to launch itself into some other place. And waited. And waited.
"I don't like this a bit," Rhadamanthus said. "We've never had to sit around like this."
"I cannot, yet I must," Victoria said.
"Huh?" Athena asked. "What are you talking about?"
"To laugh, feel, want! Why are these things not in the plan?" Victoria seemed dazed. "At what point on the graph do 'must' and 'cannot' meet?"
Liriodendron knelt to feel her forehead. "She's burning up. Vicki, honey, you're talking crazy. Do you feel OK?"
Niphredil searched through the lifeboat's supply for something that might help, and found some aspirin and wet cloths. With the efficient help of Elf Girl, they were able to calm Victoria down to the point where she was sitting quietly.
"In some strange way, the mind of the Ro-Man has taken over poor Vicki," Rhadamanthus explained. "I suppose because she's a devotee of the worst in cinematic entertainment."
"I don't understand," Tancred said.
"It's rather complicated, and completely insane," Rhadamanthus began. "See, way back in 1953 --"
Before he could continue, a loud thump rang through the lifeboat, and the vehicle began to shake from side to side.
"What's going on?" Elf Girl fiddled with the lifeboat's control until the viewscreen faded from full opacity to translucence.
The tree-like creatures held the lifeboat firm in the grip of their tentacles. Several of them rocked the vehicle back and forth, in an apparent attempt to get at its inhabitants.
"Nemo, get us out of here!" Niphredil shouted.
A blurred image of the sinister captain appeared in the center of the lifeboat. It faded in and out, as if he was having trouble communicating with them. Nemo seemed alarmed, almost in a panic.
"The Arboreals!" His voice crackled and broke up, like a cell phone with a bad connection. "They're everywhere, in all the parallel universes. Even the Naughtily is under attack!" As if to confirm his message, a piercing scream was heard in the background.
"Tell us all you know about the Arboreals," Rhadamanthus said as calmly as possible. "Maybe we can do something."
Nemo sighed. "They travel from planet to planet -- and even from reality to reality -- in the form of spores. Once they reach a new world, they quickly develop into adults, and feed on any kind of animal life they can find. They're nearly impossible to stop -- guns, lasers; nothing works. Right now the United Nations is debating launching nuclear weapons at the Moon to destroy them before they can reach Earth!"
"All those people on the Moon," Liriodendron said softly.
"Isn't there some other way?" Tancred asked.
"I think so," Nemo said. "If my calculations are correct, you've stumbled onto the home universe of the Arboreals, far enough back in time that they had not yet reached any other world. If they can be stopped now, before they start to spore, you'll save an infinite number of worlds. If you are successful, I'll send you back to you own time, on my word of honor."
"That and three dollars will buy me a latte mocha," Rhadamanthus muttered, "but I suppose we have no choice. How can we fight those things?"
By this time, Victoria had become agitated again. Before any of the others were aware of what she was doing, she had pulled open the door of the lifeship, jumped outside, and slammed it shut behind her. Her friends watched in horror, expecting the Arboreals to attack her at once. Instead, they seemed to ignore her and continued to batter away at the lifeboat.
"Maybe they're not as dangerous as they look," Elf Girl said.
"I doubt it," Rhadamanthus said. "I'm making a lot of assumptions, but this is what's happening, I think. The Arboreals have no ordinary sense organs. They probably sense their prey through telepathy. As far as they can tell, Vicki,in her possessed state, is a Ro-Man -- a machine rather than a living being, even if it looks like a gorilla with a diving helmet. They don't think they can feed on her, so they won't attack her."
"Sounds goofy to me," Niprhedil said.
"Goofy or not, it gives me a plan." Rhadamanthus turned to Tancred, who gripped his sword tightly, as if he was eager to test its steel against the Arboreals. "You didn't see any kind of animal life out there, did you?"
"No," Tancred said absently. "Not unless you count that gorilla-thing. But you said it wasn't really an animal."
"Correct," Rhadamanthus answered. "No beasts, no birds, no bugs of any kind. Unlikely, to say the least. I believe that the Arboreals have wiped out all animal life on this planet. They are starving."
"How does that help us?" Athena asked. "Won't that just make them more dangerous?"
"Indeed. But it also suggests a possible plan." Rhadamanthus went over the details of his scheme in detial with the others. The plan required finding the right equipment among the lifeboat's medical supplies. Fortunately, everything they required was in stock.
"Let's see," Liriodendron said. "I've got a big metal bowl."
"I've got the bandages and wound-healing ointment," Niphredil said.
"And I've got the scalpel," Tancred said.
"You have the most experience with blades, old man, so it's up to you to do the honors. I'll go first." Rhadamanthus rolled up his sleeve and offered his arm.
Although they were prepared for what was coming, they all felt a little queasy while watching it. With great care, Tancred cut his friend's arm, while Liriodendron collected the blood. After a minute or two, Niphredil treated the wound with the ointment and wrapped a bandage around it.
"That wasn't so bad," Rhadamanthus said bravely, "and Nemo's healing medication is downright miraculous. I've stopped bleeding already. Who's next?"
One by one they went through the same procedure, like some ancient sacrificial rite. At last, Tancred offered his own blood to the mixture.
"You know what to do?" Rhadamanthus said to Elf Girl. She nodded. "Very well. On the count of three. One, two, THREE!"
As planned, Tancred pulled open the hatch quickly, and Elf Girl threw the bowl of fresh blood as hard as she could at the nearest Arboreal. Tancred shut the door shut firmly, barely stopping a tentacle from grabbing at the courageous Elf Girl.
They watched as the blood-splattered Arboreal, seemingly confused, stumbled back from the lifeboat. Another Arboreal standing near it extended a tentacle toward the blood. A hideous slurping sound followed.
Suddenly there was a frenzy among the Arboreals as they attacked the one covered with blood. Furiously it fought back with its tentacles, slashing open wounds in the bark of its fellows. Soon the Arboreals were in open warfare, each one attacking its fellows mindlessly.
"It's working," Rhadamanthus said. "We've turned them into cannibals."
Soon there were dead Arboreals scattered around the lifeboat. At last, the biggest and toughest of them stood alone, with Victoria staring at it.
"Is there a choice between a painless surrender death and the horror of resistance death?" she said.
As if in response, the Arboreal fell backwards to the ground, like any ordinary tree chopped down by a woodman's axe.
Tancred saw his opportunity. He opened the hatch, rushed outside, and pulled Victoria back inside. As soon as the hatch had been resealed, the lifeboat made its familiar whirring noise. It was not very long before it stopped, and a familiar place appeared through the viewscreen.
"This is Vicki's house," Niphredil said. "They way it looked back in 2005! He did it! That rotten old Captain Nemo really did it."
"And in this world," Liriodendron said, "he's just a character in a book, thank goodness."
"It's so good to be back home," Athena said.
"What a crazy adventure," Elf Girl said.
"And it's over at last," Tancred added.
"At least until next year," Rhadamanthus said. "Vicki does have a way of getting us into all kinds of messes. Don't you, my dear?"
She turned to face him, with a strange look in her eyes. "I am Ro-Man. You are Hu-Man."
It seemed that they still had a problem on their hands.