Posted: April 08, 1998 at 13:21:19: by Matt Datillo
OK, we've probably all read the rumors about a film being made, and my guess is most of us are against it. After watching the few animated productions, I became very wary of any film being made from that point, but also felt that it would be odd for such a classic work to stay untouched by Hollywood.About a year ago (or whenever I saw it), I went to see Dragonheart. I walked out feeling that someone would now try to pull off a LotR film, due to the dragon special effects (which were amazing if you haven't seen it). Now it sounds like Miramax may take a stab at it, even though they're affiliated with Disney which J.R.R. specified in his will to avoid like the Black Breath. In keeping an eye on the rumors, I read a few things that disturbed me to the core. First, that due to "homosexual undertones" Sam's character may have to become a female. Second, Miramax is considering making Gandalf a female. I'm not trying to sound like a chauvanist, but this bothers me. How could they even consider this? I understand the reasons why, but couldn't they just stick to the story? If this occurs, not only will I boycott the film, but I may consider picketing. If they do put the story into production, I hope they try to make 3 films, because even 2 would create a scenario where they'd have to edit too much out. I think we all probably feel negative pangs against the concept of making this film for a variety of reasons. My number one reason is that I have a pretty specific idea in my mind what each character looks and sounds like, and to have it personified by and actor or actress will dilute that imagery. HOWEVER, just for fun, who would you think would be ideal for the different roles. I mean, if they're making a film, we can't do much to stop them, so think about who might make it a little less tough to take: Gandalf: Sean Connery is the no-brainer for me, but I've heard that Nick Nolte may be in the mix. I suppose his aging face (plus makeup) and deep raspy voice might make it bearable. Tom Bombadil: If he were about 4 inches taller, Robin Williams could pull this off, in my opinion. Also., the guy that played Harrison Ford's sidekick ("Sala?") in the Indiana Jones films might do. Unfortunately, I think the whole Bombidil portion of the story would get edited out of a screenplay. Saruman: How about Gary Oldman? He's such a brilliant villain, with some make up, he'd be awesome. Hobbits: No idea how they'd pull them off.
Aragorn: Toughie...the aforementioned Nolte has that weathered look, but they'd have to darken his features. Who else? If you're appalled at me for even raising the topic a) sorry and b)get over it. ;-)
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