: : : "Bored of the Rings"
: : : Yes! The book that cries, or at least meekly begs, to be made into a MAJOR,or minor if need be, MOTION PICTURE. Who can forget the heroic and heart warming adventures of Frito, Moxie and Pepsi against that really nasty Sorehead. The stalwart hero Arrowroot, son of Arrowshit. The mysterious and all powerfull wizard Goodgulf Greyteeth. Casting this epic remains to be done. So does a script and clearing up those pesky copywrite and trade mark infringements. Outside of that, its a done deal. Leslie Neilson in the role of Goodgulf? Arnold Shartzin..sen, aww you know, who as Arrowroot? I can't wait, can you??
: : : ~Aelmer

: I nominate Shaquille O'Neal to play the part of the Ballhog.

Sounds good to me. Any ideas on who should play Eorache(not sure of spelling), that blond and buxom warrioress of the Pig Riders of Roi-Tan?

: : LOLOL!!! I fell off my seat in laughter.