: : : : : : : : : : : "Bored of the Rings"
: : : : : : : : : : : Yes! The book that cries, or at least meekly begs, to be made into a MAJOR,or minor if need be, MOTION PICTURE. Who can forget the heroic and heart warming adventures of Frito, Moxie and Pepsi against that really nasty Sorehead. The stalwart hero Arrowroot, son of Arrowshit. The mysterious and all powerfull wizard Goodgulf Greyteeth. Casting this epic remains to be done. So does a script and clearing up those pesky copywrite and trade mark infringements. Outside of that, its a done deal. Leslie Neilson in the role of Goodgulf? Arnold Shartzin..sen, aww you know, who as Arrowroot? I can't wait, can you??
: : : : : : : : : : : ~Aelmer

: : : : : : : : : I nominate Shaquille O'Neal to play the part of the Ballhog.

: : : : : : : : Sounds good to me. Any ideas on who should play Eorache(not sure of spelling), that blond and buxom warrioress of the Pig Riders of Roi-Tan?

: : : : : : : Definitely Pamela Anderson. Also gotta go with Marty Feldman as Dildo Bugger.

: : : : : : Anyone have an idea for Dement-or

: : : : : Definitely Robin Williams or Jim Carrey.

: : : : Micael J Fox could play all the mobbits

: : What we need for this minor MOTION PICTURE is Eddie Murphy. He could not only play all NINE Ring Wraiths but ad a little stuffing and digitally enlarge him as in the Nutty Professor he could play the Balrog as well. Then digitally shorten him and he can play ALL Dwarves in the movie. Martin Short could play a couple of the Elves because he is shorter than a Man but taller than a Dwarf. And he has that Elvish look too. And he can SING. Lol. Post ya'll later.

: : The Gaffer

: LOL about murphy.... eh, might be off the point, but Elves are taller then men, in ME, at least.

Well then as long as they can digitally bulge up Murphy then they can give Short about 3 or 4 feet. He just has that Elvish look. Its so uncanny.

The Gaffer