Posted: August 09, 2000 at 14:17:25: by Mordomin
: : Any information leading to the arrest of the above mentioned Bilbo Beggins esq. should be adressed to Gollum or your local police station. Wanted for theft and cheating at riddles. Reward: dead fish, goblin bone, free riddle contest and useful tourist information concerning scenic routes into Mordor. No elves please.: Certainly, perhaps we could trade information - my Hobbit Shirrifs are currently investigating the still-unsolved brutal strangling of one Deagol in the Gladden Fields - rewards: one Grandmother who can suck eggs, and a variety of fishing tackle
: Don Quixote of the Yard There's also the matter of a number of unsolved stranglings of citizens of the goblin kingdom of the Misty Mountains. Please keep us advised.
Mordomin, Chief Inquisitor to the Great Goblin
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