: : Certainly, perhaps we could trade information - my Hobbit Shirrifs are currently investigating the still-unsolved brutal strangling of one Deagol in the Gladden Fields - rewards: one Grandmother who can suck eggs, and a variety of fishing tackle
: : Don Quixote of the Yard

: Yeah, right. The Yard hasn't even been able apprehend any suspects in the murder of my father and brothers. Sure, give your information to them. That will do a lot of good!!

: -Valandil
: (aka RR)

We are too busy investigating the theft of 'ones own ultimate destiny' by certain cladestine Noldor groups of the Second Age
Don Q of the Yard