What are these writer's smoking? (and can I have some please?...just kidding) For crying out loud, Roxton kissed little Mary-Magdalen Chaconi on the lips just because she was there (and well, he could) but when he's sure he's going to die, the last thing he wants to remember is the feel of Margie's foreage on his lips? Sure not two episodes before he was ready to jump her in a pup tent in the middle of the mountains but hey, I'm off to meet my maker, it's out of the question?

And little Mr. I-sleep-with-Parasitic-Aqua-Women (to perpetuate their species of course). He has a woman like Veronica out cold and he too kisses the forehead. I mean he could have snuck her a little lip peck. I mean, shieze, he knows he is a weiner and chances are he's going to get himself, Roxton *and* Margie killed due to his physical ineptitude. He couldn't have collected himself a little "parting gift"?

And where was little Mary-Magdalen Chaconi? She couldn't have given him a little encouragement on the right way to bid adieu (oh yeah, the show *is* fairly PG rated).

You know, gypsina she also looks like that woman who used to play Janet on All My Children....