Posted: August 19, 2000 at 01:23:03: by Steve Faust
On behalf of our client, Northern Pacific Railroad Company, we notify you of our intent to sue in the amount of $5,345,684 for damages done to a locomotive owned by the aforesaid company by one Miss Grea on or about Friday, August 18, 2000.Said sum to include court costs and legal fees.
The Right Honorable Steve Faust: Oh, I'm always like this. But thank you ever so much for your concern. : Just so you will not worry, I have procured some of Summerlee's Fixer Eliquor and am taking each dosage quite religiously. Not only am I in *better* health than before I started taking it, my clothes are crisper, my shoes shinier and the other day when I got hit by a train, I was able to just get up and walk away without so much as a scratch! Thank you Professor Summerlee!
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