I don't know why, but I always thought Sucralose (an artificial sweetener best known as Splenda) was that "left-handed sugar", but it's not. It's made from real sugar and is chemically altered. I only know this now because I read
WebMD's article "What To Know about Sucralose" after reading the article you link to above.
So that does kind of invalidate all alien-invasion stories - in that none of them ever have the aliens check to see if we are compatible with their metabolisms. Crash-landing on Earth would be like being trapped on 1 of 2 desert islands: one that has plenty of food and one that is completely barren.