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• Lippy's Barscape! 8.5.03

  Lippy > May 8th, 2003, 05:18 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by Barf
  [B]
  Banner courtesy of Mirage and StimpyJCat
  
  WELCOME TO BARSCAPE
  
  
  
  MENU
  
  [The menu was originally posted by Devin Creed.]
  
  Nebari Wake-Up Call
  equal parts of skim milk and lidocaine
  
  Tavlek Passion
  equal parts of extra bitter lemon juice and lime juice, served hot, with splashes of vinegar and salt
  
  Moyarita
  like a Texas margarita only much bigger
  
  Bloodtracker Confusion
  equal parts bloody mary and tabasco sauce
  
  PKK - PeaceKeeper Kola
  equal parts dark rum and prune juice
  
  Hynerion Jet Fumes
  equal parts Scotch Whiskey, Extra-Dry Vermouth, and Sake, served by scantily-clad females
  
  Luxan Afterglow
  one part orange juice with pulp to two parts Hot Cinnamon Schnapps
  
  Delvian Mist
  equal parts grape juice and Creme de Banana liqueur, best served under a "Gro-Lite"
  
  Translator Microbe
  equal parts of every kind of liguor on hand, shaken not stirred. After one glass No One will understand you!
  
  Scorpy's Cooling Rod
  Frozen Habanero peppers & Tequila with a dash of lime
  
  Sputnik
  Ruby Red Squirt with vodka, served with ice and a teeny umbrella with a cherry on the end.
  
  Sheyang's Fireball
  Drambui, coke, malibu, set on fire then mixed with lime. Ice.
  
  Luxan Lion Red
  The imfamous Luxan brew for warriors. It has a kick, a punch and a panthak jab quality about it which is the result of the extremely long brewing time in firey wood barrels. This brew is especially good for chilling the dreaded Hyper-Rage.
  
  NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
  
  Vanilla Milk
  Milk with a splash of vanilla and sugar-substitute, gently warmed to skin temperature (great sleep inducer)
  
  BARSCAPE MUNCHIES
  
  RD Delight
  Chips
  
  Critters
  Peanuts slightly roasted in starburst
  
  Pilot's Blast
  Nacho's with a nice Habanero dipsauce
  
  Scorpy's Combo Special
  Pizza with ground brains and served with Moyarita shooters Specify thin, thick, or New York style crust when placing order.
  
  Hynerian Light-Lunch
  also known as The Crichton Heart Burn Consists of ANYTHING you can fit on your plate! You have to specify - eg. Eggs, Bacon, Piles of Nachos, Beans, etc
  
  Pathfinders
  Slow-baked beans loaded with brown sugar, bacon, giant gibbon space onions, Tabasco sauce and laced with Habanero sauce. Served with side dish of cole slaw or sauerkraut.
  
  Strannik
  Rapid boiling retains their blue mottled coloring and sealing in the juices. Served with drawn butter.
  
  Roasted Grayzer Breast
  The delight is in the chewing. Selections include: Original recipe, Spicy New Orleans recipe, or Pheromone marinade.
  
  Tavlek Roast Hawaaian Style
  Recommended for those with cast iron stomachs. The Gauntlet chemical has made the meat stringey and tough with a bitter vinegar taste to it. Thus the Chef must skewer the roast and rotisserie cook for up to 18 hours, constantly basting the meat in sweet fruit juices.
  
  DESSERTS
  
  1812 Ice Cream
  The finest selections of Cherry Delight, French Vanilla, and Blueberry ice creams are formed into the shape of the viewer's favorite DRD. Beautifully crafted chocolate antenna are then added for that special touch of realism.
  
  Jool Pie
  An adapted recipe starting with a southern style sweet potato pie, with extra Saigon cinnamon and condensed rum flavoring, covered in lightly spun-sugar hair.
  
  Nebari Brownies
  A rich, sultry chocolate cake-like brownie with a pale gray icing. Beware of its mild looking appearance. It's the special spice inside that sneaks up on you, charming its way into your system. You are addicted before you know it.
  
  Crichton Kicks Cheesecake CKC
  A rich chocolate cheesecake in honor of our hero who looks frelling fine in black leather. A highly guarded recipe HAZARD WARNING: don't ask B5junkie for her recipe!.
  
  
  
  :paw: [/B]

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  Lippy > May 8th, 2003, 05:20 AM

  MWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
  
  Serve Barf right for opening the other one in his name!
  
  :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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  AerynCrighton > May 8th, 2003, 05:49 AM

  Mooooorning Lippy !!! <<Hugzz>>>
  
  Congrats on your first bar
  
  So watch out for yer ankles....Barf can be.... errr well you know...and when he gets jealous it's even worse :laugh: :laugh:
  
  :wave: To everyone else who's in including Lurkers and Lurkette's :bg:

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  Lippy > May 8th, 2003, 05:53 AM

  Morrrrrning AC! - Can I get you anything?

• Lippy's Barscape! 8.5.03

  AerynCrighton > May 8th, 2003, 06:05 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by Lippy
  Morrrrrning AC! - Can I get you anything?

  
  
  Yeah anything that can keep my eyes open *yaaaaaawn*
  
  Had a "springcleaningattaque" yesterday. I've been cleaning out 2 (out of 5) rooms and a hall closet!!
  I'm so knackerd (MOIIIIFY!!!!) :laugh:
  
  Every muscle in my body hurts....I now know of muscels I didn't even knew were there ...ugghh me is getting old :laugh: :laugh:

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  Lippy > May 8th, 2003, 06:17 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by AerynCrighton
  Yeah anything that can keep my eyes open *yaaaaaawn*
  
  Had a "springcleaningattaque" yesterday. I've been cleaning out 2 (out of 5) rooms and a hall closet!!
  I'm so knackerd (MOIIIIFY!!!!) :laugh:
  
  Every muscle in my body hurts....I now know of muscels I didn't even knew were there ...ugghh me is getting old :laugh: :laugh:

  
  
  Awwww - I'm sure that's not the case! :ohno:
  
  *Lippy looks around shiftily*
  
  Now, I know we're not supposed to serve this here but...
  
  *Lippy produces two little leather bags from her belt and opens them... Inside are Tea and coffee*
  
  Shhhhhhh... My little stash. How about a brew?

• Lippy's Barscape! 8.5.03

  AerynCrighton > May 8th, 2003, 06:21 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by Lippy
  Awwww - I'm sure that's not the case! :ohno:
  
  *Lippy looks around shiftily*
  
  Now, I know we're not supposed to serve this here but...
  
  *Lippy produces two little leather bags from her belt and opens them... Inside are Tea and coffee*
  
  Shhhhhhh... My little stash. How about a brew?

  
  
  Hehe thanx but my body begs to differ
  
  Anyway ooh *looks secretivly in Lippy's leather bags*
  Ooh a brew would be fine... I have to drink it quickly though..I just got called and need to run an errand (yeah sure running is going to be involved today of all days *shakes head* )
  
  There's a reason why you're the best Bar(scape)maiden ever girl :clap: :clap: :clap:

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  CJ~ > May 8th, 2003, 07:20 AM

  DAYUM! How the frell did it get to be August??? :confused:

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  OB1 > May 8th, 2003, 07:39 AM

  I like what you've done to the place Lippy, very styley. But you had me worried there for a sec when you produced your little leather bag :eek: but it's just tea and coffee, so I guess that's alright :halo:
  
  Me hitting the sack, g'nite everybody leep:

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  moif > May 8th, 2003, 08:19 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by AerynCrighton
  Yeah anything that can keep my eyes open *yaaaaaawn*
  
  Had a "springcleaningattaque" yesterday. I've been cleaning out 2 (out of 5) rooms and a hall closet!!
  I'm so knackerd (MOIIIIFY!!!!) :laugh:
  
  Every muscle in my body hurts....I now know of muscels I didn't even knew were there ...ugghh me is getting old :laugh: :laugh:

  
  
  Did some one call?

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  Han Solo > May 8th, 2003, 08:45 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by AerynCrighton
  I now know of muscels I didn't even knew were there ...ugghh me is getting old :laugh: :laugh:

  
  
  Hmmm, I know of muscles that you don't know you have yet. :wicked:
  
  AC, don't say the "o" word just yet. :laugh:
  
  Howdy all.

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  moif > May 8th, 2003, 08:48 AM

  Morning HS. Hows tricks?

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  Han Solo > May 8th, 2003, 08:52 AM

  moif, doing better?
  
  So let's see what happened in the backlog.
  Blue needs a cage for JK, why not put him in the museum? :laugh:
  Someone's been using Neon's glasses.
  Nature has been nice to Bern's bum.
  The server is still off cause I had to set my time zone to EST instead of CST.
  Lippy opened a bar in her own name. Nice Lippy. :clap: BTW, Lippy, I finally finished Remant and am on the next book now.
  AC is doing spring cleaning.
  OB1, how about you just get rid of the cats, that'll solve your scratch the wallpaper problem.

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  moif > May 8th, 2003, 08:53 AM

  Still waiting for the results Han. But I feel a lot better.
  
  How are you doing?

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  Han Solo > May 8th, 2003, 08:56 AM

  I understand all about tests and waiting for results. Did some of that for my ER visit on my heart. In the end, it was nothing which was good cause nothing serious but bad cause I never found out what caused the chest pains I had other than bad tacos. :laugh:
  
  I'm okay, just haven't had breakfast and having a slow start to my morning.

• Lippy's Barscape! 8.5.03

  moif > May 8th, 2003, 09:00 AM

  My chores are all completed for today. And now I have two hours to burn...
  
  Am writing my short story again. I love it when the creative juices are fresh and flowing... :tongue:

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  AerynCrighton > May 8th, 2003, 09:03 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by moif
  Did some one call?

  
  
  ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
  
  and did I mention
  
  ME? :laugh: :laugh:

• Lippy's Barscape! 8.5.03

  AerynCrighton > May 8th, 2003, 09:10 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by Han Solo
  Hmmm, I know of muscles that you don't know you have yet. :wicked:
  
  AC, don't say the "o" word just yet. :laugh:
  
  Howdy all.

  
  *SuperSexyVoice* Hey there Mr. Solo :lips:
  
  Really?
  And what muscles would that be ? :wicked:
  
  Okay I won't but it sure feels like it at the moment

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  Han Solo > May 8th, 2003, 09:12 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by AerynCrighton
  *SuperSexyVoice* Hey there Mr. Solo :lips:
  
  Really?
  And what muscles would that be ? :wicked:
  
  Okay I won't but it sure feels like it at the moment

  
  
  Howdy, foxy space vixen. :leech:
  
  
  
  Then, you're not finding the right feeling at the moment. :bg:
  
  EDIT: I was beginning to think you lost you net connection again, AC. :laugh:

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  Han Solo > May 8th, 2003, 09:15 AM

  Quote:Originally posted by AerynCrighton
  ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
  
  and did I mention
  
  ME? :laugh: :laugh:

  
  
  AC AC AC AC AC AC AC AC AC AC
  
  and yes
  
  AC :laugh:
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